Chuck Norris is Awesome! Facts And Videos

To celebrate The International Day of Awesome, let’s take some time to educate ourselves and learn some Chuck Norris facts. As you may or may not know, Chuck Norris is the epitome of awesomeness, and his toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, masculinity – and many other qualities ending in ity, ion, and ness – are unprecedented.

The facts teach us that Chuck Norris is a tough, all-powerful superbeing. The Chuck Norris facts have spread around the world, leading not only to translated versions, but also spawning localized versions mentioning country-specific events and other Internet phenomena.

Here are some of my favourites:

• Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
• If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
• Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick).
• Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
• Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
• Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
• Once, Death had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Don’t forget to check the official site for the Chuck Norris facts to get a whole lot more of them.

And if that wasn’t enough and you need some kind of proof of Chuck Norris’ awesomeness, here are some videos:

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2XUgE6g7XU

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f67LgpJBPPE

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCV7m27rDRU

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1KTZUvx5WtU