Rock-Paper-Scissors

14 Jul

Funny, Random Stuff

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

(via The Inquisitr)

2 Responses to “Rock-Paper-Scissors”

  1. Nocas July 15, 2009 at 5:09 PM #

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

    If you really want to know, I also actually never got how paper could beat rock!

    Very good post!! :)

  2. Guida July 15, 2009 at 11:32 PM #

    Eu e o meu namorado decidimos imensas coisas triviais com o pedra-papel-tesoura!!!
    E também nunca percebi muito bem como é que o papel bate a pedra…

    Até que me ensinaram o barata-sapato-bomba nuclear!!
    O sapato bate a barata, a bomba nuclear bate o sapato, e a barata bate a bomba nuclear!!! Mas parece-me que aqui faz mais sentido esta última parte, porque é perfeitamente possível (provável, até!) uma barata sobreviver a uma bomba nuclear!!!!!

    Beijinho, e vemo-nos por PT!!