Hood Thong is Pure Clothing Bizarreness

Imagine a hood.

And a thong.

A hood and a thong.

A hood that is, at the same time, a thong.

And vice-versa.

Got it?

OK, I’ll give you more time. I understand it’s not a simple thing to imagine.

Got it now?

Is it something like this?

(…) one of the most progressive, functional, temperature-controlled pieces of fashion around.

The Hood Thong™ is possibly the most stupid piece of clothing I’ve ever seen, and I can’t imagine any situation where someone would use something like this. Well, maybe there are people who like to wear thongs and at the same time worry a lot about getting their head cold. In that case this is just what they need.

You can pre-order your Hood Thong™ now, but I have no idea how much it costs, because the price is not shown on the site.