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I've been going on about this for some time, and finally here's a very organised way of showing the idea.

(via Ferreira's dump)

I think we're safe on the being born and dying parts (although our parents can still be held accountable for our birth...), but I guess we have to stop doing stuff, or Apple will make us pay licensing fees or something.

This is part of my most recent rant against the Cupertino company for the 20 iPhone patents Apple's suing HTC over.

In the last few weeks the Internet has been flooded by hundreds of news articles and blog posts with rumours of the extremely over-hyped Apple Tablet. Well, it will all end in very soon, when the iPadSlateTablet^© is finally revealed by God Steve Jobs. In the meanwhile, check out the list of 20 things we already know about Apple's marvellous device (courtesy of The Doghouse Diaries):

It was the happiest day of my Facebook-life when the possibility to hide applications from the news stream was added.

Since then I've been able to get rid of all the crap app/quiz/game that kept showing up on the screen. And a lot of it was from a single game - FarmVille. If only I had been shown this video, I might have been convinced to play it...

And while you're at it, check out the parody commercial for MafiaWars. This one I do play, but only due to my OCD ("obsessive completion disorder"), because I'm sick of the damn thing. The enjoyment is as big as the video shows...

Imagine a hood.

And a thong.

A hood and a thong.

A hood that is, at the same time, a thong.

And vice-versa.

Got it?

OK, I'll give you more time. I understand it's not a simple thing to imagine.

Got it now?

Is it something like this?

(...) one of the most progressive, functional, temperature-controlled pieces of fashion around.

The Hood Thong™ is possibly the most stupid piece of clothing I've ever seen, and I can't imagine any situation where someone would use something like this. Well, maybe there are people who like to wear thongs and at the same time worry a lot about getting their head cold. In that case this is just what they need.

You can pre-order your Hood Thong™ now, but I have no idea how much it costs, because the price is not shown on the site.

Oh... wait...

Nevermind...

Do you keep falling asleep in meetings and seminars? What about those long and boring conference calls? Here is a way to change all of that!

Check off each block when you hear these words during a meeting, seminar, or phone call. When you get five blocks horizontally, vertically, or diagonally, stand up and shout BULLSHIT!!

(via fukung.net)

The extinction of dinosaurs has always been a big mystery, with several theories trying to explain what happened.

Until now.

(via certified bullshit technician)

I think the video speaks for itself: