Flour Power

It’s a bit of an oldie, but I just saw it now, and thought is was worth sharing. The Facebook of Genesis was created by the guys at College Humor and it’s a very funny take at re-telling the story of creation:

This is just one of many (very funny) fake Facebook Pages. Others include Hitler’s Facebook, Satan’s Facebook and Jesus Facebook. Once again, I’m glad some people have too much free time to come up with these.

(via Mashable)

I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people? Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why, because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock paper scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit I’m sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.

(via The Inquisitr)

Ahh, how I love wacky products based around the second best thing Russia gave us – vodka. A few months ago, Bakon Vodka was revealed and now we are presented with “milky vodka” in a breast shaped bottle. Milky because it’s supposed to be some kind of Irish Cream, but the pun is too obvious to be missed. The design is by a Russian designer, Pavel Gubin:

Just what we needed, another reason to drink straight from the bottle…

(via The Inquisitr)

If you think you have a bad job, take a look at what this guy has to do each and every single day:

Poor man…

Phew!!

If you don’t believe me, go and ask yourself.