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RunPee is the Most Unusual (Useful?) Movie Review Site

23 May

A typical movie review website will tell you all kinds of details about a movie. It will describe the plot of the movie and the role of its characters. It will discuss the quality of the acting and the multitude of technical aspects involved. Some are even all about finding out all the mistakes in movies. RunPee is different.

RunPee will tell you what are the best parts to leave the movie for a few minutes, so you can run to the toilet.

RunPee

And I guess this, by itself, can tell a lot about a movie…

(via Gizmodo)

Watchmen “Lightning” Review

13 Mar

Watchmen badgeIt’s been a week since I watched Watchmen and since I really liked the movie and want everyone to go and see it, it’s time for a short review.

I’m calling this a “lightning” review because I don’t really feel like doing a thorough analysis of the movie. That would take too long and would be too much work. And I prefer just doing a simple review and not play the pseudo-intelectual role and try to find hidden significances in every small detail.

So, let’s get it started. My likes:

  • The fight scenes are really cool;
  • The special effects are awesome. It’s great that now we have all the tecnology to bring the comic book stories alive;
  • Laurie Jupiter (Malin Akerman) is so damn hot! Guess where she’s from? Yes, Sweden…
  • Rorschach is just amazing! He’s simply brutal, and presents us with a few gore-ish fight scenes;
  • This is not the typical superhero flick! And this is a BIG plus. I’m not gonna go too much into comparing it to the comic book because I haven’t read it in more than 7 or 8 years, but I can tell that the anti-superhero thing is there.

And my dislikes:

  • The movie is huge. Almost 3 hours. I understand it would be hard to squeeze it into less, but since it’s slow paced at times, 163 minutes feels a bit too much. Maybe all it needed was a toilet-break, and in this case the cinema is to blame, and not the movie itself;
  • Rorschach’s dialogue is kind of hard to understand, due to his extremely hoarse voice;
  • The silly jokes are completely unnecessary and a bit annoying;
  • The background music for this one love scene makes it completely weird.

That was it. I’m sure I’ll remember more stuff right after I press “Publish”, but this is what I could get just off the top of my head, so I guess the most important things have been mentioned.

Now go and watch it! :)